Career move?

There was an interesting idea for Bier Smarmer in President Boris’ weekend newspaper essay. When Bier joins the eight – yes, count them, eight – former UK PMs on the international speaking circuit some time this year, he has a ready-made act to take on tour.
    All he has to do is steal Jonah Burnbum’s history of disasters and rewrite it for his own catalogue of catastrophes – with a list of those other than Bier who are to blame.
    Should get them flocking to any conference centre around the world to roll in the aisles.