Not the Messiah

The doombuggers are lining up to give us the word on Jonah Burntbum and they are agreed that he would be a major catastrophe as PM.
    He’s financially illiterate, he’s entitled and his record shows that everything he touches falls to bitz.
    And then there is his claim that he would serve out his full term as mayor of Greater Manchester. As worthless as anything else he’s told us.
    But what do you expect from a bloke who goes jogging for the meeja’s cameras and drives home when they’ve got their pix?