File under ‘J’ for Jonah

● Consistent in his inconsistency
● Jonah Burnbum: “Ain’t it Brilliant!!!” channelling Paul Whitehouse’s The Brilliant Kid
● Is it ‘hope is in the air’ or ‘hope is away with the fairies?’
● Was part of The Establishment in the Blair government, now attacking The Establishment to get back into it as the boss
● His brand of ‘change’ involves changing his mind as soon as he realizes people aren’t going to go for his latest bit of lunacy.