In search of the right illusion

The Deadleg in the North is just like the one in the South. He doesn’t believe in anything and he says what he thinks the people around him want to hear. It’s the old Groucho Marx line with Jonah: “If you don’t like these policies, I have plenty more.”
    If Makerfield is Brexitland, he won’t be telling them he’s going to join the EFU, that’s for sure.
● Burnbum also shares Bier’s compulsion for globetrotting at our expense, the scrutineers have found.