Blame Red Ed

As a direct result of Edstone Milipede’s abject failure to get the global climate under control despite throwing BILLIONs of pounds of our money at his scams, parts of Britain will be blasted by 90 mph gales tonight.
● His strategy involves trying to set an example but the rest of the world is ignoring it.
● That’s Milip-ede when he’s at the mercy of the Daily Disaster’s line-end A.I system.