Choices, choices

What would be a good front-page story for a campaigning newspaper? That the green grotters might be thinking about a purge of their craziest policies to avoid the embarrassment of their being constantly revealed in the likes of the Daily Disaster?
    Or a story about a lady who’d going to commit suicide abroad because she’s had enough of her life?
    Whichever is chosen, it looks like the current Smarmer catastrophe is now over through becoming boring.
● Drug dens stay on the grotter agenda; Mr. Alias is for them.