Denial Disasters

The way he’s going, Bier Smarmer will end up in one of those collections books. The one I’m currently reading is called Hippo  Eats Dwarf! by Alex Boese. It’s presented as the world’s greatest urban myths, fakes and hoaxes, along with some true stuff to keep the reader baffled.
    Like ex-president Slick Willy Clinton, Bier will have his own long section in the chapter on Worst of the Worst in a similar book, which will be devoted to the most unbelievable excuses of all time.