Nailed it!

Okay, a big cheer for broadcaster Jenni Murray, who pointed out that a vegan scone made without butter is a rock cake, and it tastes like a lump of rock!
p.s. If she wants to avoid being arrested as a hate criminal, all she has to do is call to people who’ve had themselves mucked about with an XX or XY transpicater, as appropriate.
    This simple description devised by the perpetrators of Black Flag News is accurate and leaves nothing to complain about.