Even sillier

Star Trek Beyond (2016) reveals there’s a new rule: Jim has to order his crew to abandon shop on every mission thanks to an attack of scum-sucking aliens.
    If the captain’s name is Kirk, you can guarantee that he starship will end up crashed and wrecked at the back of beyond, the Franklin, the Enterprise, whatever. And rebuilt, which just encourages Jim to get up to even more daft antics.