How bloody stoopid can you get?

An Easter recipe for hot-X buns in the Mail – allegedly one of the Queen’s favourites – starts with 1.5 free range eggs.
    What? How can you have 0.5 of an egg? Eggs come in whole numbers or not at all and any chef who doesn’t know that is a waste of time.
    The only way to use the recipe would be to add one-third of each of the ingredients so that the egg count becomes 2. But given the dire state of education today, that’s probably beyond the average punter.
    Or maybe they can get a ‘health professional’ to do the sums for them.