East Semi-Final

The Blue Bombers crossed over to T’ronno with not a cloud in the sky. The BB started with a TD. Sack but the Argos kept going, Kelly passed to the end zone for an equalizer. A pick in the last minute of Q1 took the Argos to scoring range and a FG in Q2. 7-10.
    The BB drew level with a FG. The BB looked threatening but a spectacular pick stopped them. Bomb pass by Kelly. Ahead with a FG. Brown sacked, fumbled to the Argos, FG, 10-16.
    A FG in Q3 for the Argos, 10-19. A 47-yarder by the BB missed. Scoring range for the BB, fumble to the Argos! Kelly lost the ball, taken in for a TD by Fletcher, 17-19. DPI let the Argos kick a FG in Q4, 17-22.
    Kelly dinged, Arbuckle on. Time running out, punt return fumbled to the BB. TD in the last minute, +2, 25-22. Final.

Safer option, maybe

Experts in Turkey are recommending the use of loose tea and a teapot instad of convenient T-bags. Why? Coz plastic bags might maybe releasing 2,500 nano-particles of forever chemicals per cuppa.

Gherkin Budget flopped

The opinion on the budget is that it;s a nothing affair. It won’t reduce the costa living – that’s going up. It won’t make us safer. It won’t reduce the benefits bill – doing that was binned in yet another U-turn.
    And taxes are going up by £7 billion/year to buy benefits votes. And inflation and government borrowing are going up. And all cans remain kicked down the road.

Get out of that!

An alleged celebrity has come up with a novel way to blackmail the jeeja into not printing sex abuse allegations about him. That would endanger his life as he would top himself if it happens. Maybe. Possibly.

Council recycling clots

Back in the 1970s, there was a book created called Night Flowers which introduced the concept of Refuse Reclamation Centres to an imagined group of states. One bin for everything for the customers and everything sorted out at the RRC.
    Fifty years on, the council in Denbighshire in Wales is forcing residents to do the RRC’s job by loading them with 12 bins. And, no doubt, hoping to rake in fines for putting the wrong thing in a bin.

Vanity stroke fear project

Put’n the Poisoner has felt the need to surround his palace at Lake Valdal with 50 defence towers at a cost to his customers of 800 million quid! Such is his perception of the threat of drone attacks from Ukraine.
    Small snag. Ukraine is sending drones at targets of economic damage such as the oil industry and warehouses, not palaces.

Not only A.Is steal

Back in the 20th century, Labour was dismissive of the Thatcher Cupboard stocked with necessities. No surprise that our prime mayor has stolen the concept and dressed it up as being ready for Armageddon; well, 3 days of it, as an attempt to distract attention from the mess Jonah’s gang is making of everything.