Why?

How attention-seeking do you need to be to claim you were stabbed as a kid by your now dead alcoholic dad? Pretty damn desperate.

Cause & Effect?

Why are the firemenpersons in a film always sitting around a big table having a communal meal when they get an alert? This suggests that restricting them to a quick snack individually when they’re on duty might be a good way of reducing the number of fires.

No Incentive

I don’t drink Costa Coffee – and I’m not likely to if, according to their latest advert, it’s aimed at blokes with chopped off tits.

Pillocks Panic

The World’s On Fire!! the global warming swindlers are yelling. No panic around here, though. It was chucking it down with rain and the Fire God had no chance yesterday.

Just amazing

It’s incredible! When Walker the Texas Ranger jumps out of a series of exploding buildings, he always finding his cowrboy hat conveniently nearby after he lands. Is it technology or just sheer good luck?

Just Try It

How come no one ever confronts the mad killer who keeps quoting Bible stuff and tells him he’s talking irrelevant tripe?
    It would be refreshing if that happened occasionally. But it’s probably not possible, given the number of religious fanatics in high places in the US. Or fanatic fearers.

Stop It

What useful purpose does the currently fashionable sound-track graph across a piece of news film of somone spouting serve? Apart from none at all.