The True Message!

Who’da thunk it? This Christmas is all about fat jabs. [well, some newspaper scribes would have us believe this]
    Don’t be tempted to have an extra one or skip them, hold fast to your established routine.
    Watch your diet and go for things packed with protein.
    Delay the drinking for as long as you can manage.
    And so on and on and on.
    [Well, they have to write about something]