Desperation row

A dishonest PM invites 63 local councils to cancel their overdue and due elections so that the voters can’t tell him how unpopular stroke reviled his government has become. So much for his image as an honest broker.
    Typically confused, Eddie ‘Horizon Hero’ Gravy, the Trivial leader, is accusing the Conservatives of being part of this Smarmer scam. But not Reform UK. Weird.