Attention! It’s official!

Former Foreign Sec. Dippy Dave has been recast. In his current role of Justice Sec., he is to be known as Hammy Lammy as a result of his dreadful acting in the Commons when questioned about the release from gaol of a now exported Ethiopian sex criminal. Being unable to counterfeit real emotion seems to be a trademark of Smarmer’s Army – most particularly in the case of the wooden leader.
    According to the script offered by the Trivial Democraps, the criminal escaped from HMP Chelmsford, he wasn’t released by useless snivel servants.