Today’s Counterblasts

1. “High five!” she said.
    “Okay, where are the other three?” I countered.
2. They were going to give me the Chinese water torture but help arrived before they could track down a source of Chinese water.
3. Labour’s ineptitude, not Brexit, is collapsing the Britisch economy and the identity of the prime collapser is a toss-up between the Prime Fantasist and the Fantasist of the Exchequer.
4. The hurricane ravaging the Caribbean is being seen as divine retribution on the slavery reparations scroungers.