Would work

There’s a move afoot to chuck the slavery reparations scroungers ouf ot the Commonwealth. But let’s not do it until after they’ve coughed up a lot of cash to reward the British nation for all the stuff they now have thanks to our Industrial Revolution.
    And to compensate the descendants of all the members of the Royal Navy, who were killed whilst we were putting an end to slavery.
    Gratitude where it’s due, you nasty lot of scroungers.