Ever expanding lie

It started off as an imaginary £22 billion and it grew to double that when our wonderful Chancellor did the first Budget in the whole history of the universe by a woman.
    Unfortunately, that piece of irrelevance failed to prevent us noticing that she had doubled her Brown Hole demand.
    Worse, she’s planning to keep on raising taxes until the amount flowing in to her coffers exceeds the amount wasted by the public sector.
    What a truly wonderful prospect in store.