Where’s Guy Fawkes when you need him?

It’s traditional to be outraged if an enemy state sends an assassination squad to knock off your political leader.
    But we’d have a day of national rejoicing if the Iranians sent some Islamist fanatics to knock off Beer Smarmer. And Rachel Thieves happened to be standing next to him at the time.
    Not that they’re likely to do it, knowing anyone who replaces him will do a better job of running the UK, and that’s against the Iranians’ national interest.