Aim really low

There are reports that DWP staff have been told to drag their feet even more than usual to prevent pensioners from making a benefits claim from getting it in time to qualify for a Winter Fuel Allowance this year.
    From what we’ve found out about Smarmer’s Army in the last couple or three months, that sounds very like something they did but are denying furiously that they did it.
    Honesty and reputation blown in record time.