Post-election scenario

Beer Smarmer wins but when the Speaker calls for Questions to the Prime Minister for the first time, the leader of the Opposition stays put on his Commons bench.
    “Thanks you, Mr. Speaker,” comes the response, “but we know the leader of the party opposite will just lie to us, as he has done so often in the past, and we see no season to be involved in an aimless game of charades.”
    Bang! Mr. Speaker explodes with outrage!