“Do those look wonky to you?” My culinary expert was just back from an expedition to Aldi and she had just noticed that the labels on the packs of red fruit said “WONKY STRAWBERRIES”
I had to admit that I was looking at some of the least wonky strawberries I have ever seen, and the Scottish grower wasn’t a Mr. Wonky.
No doubt some wonk at Trading Standards would have been eager to pursue a complaint about lack of wonkiness. If I didn’t have at least a hundred better ways to waste time.
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