All change

Remote viewing by a panel of psychics has revealed that the earthly shell known as Jeremy Corbyn has been taken over by the essence of the Georgian mega-mass-murderer Josef Stalin. In view of the advances in extermination techniques since the 1950s, the Ministry of Defence is predicting that he will be able to depopulate the British Isles of all inconvenient others in weeks rather than months if he ever becomes prime minister, thus creating abundant space for an influx of migrants, who will give him an appropriate degree of adoration and votes.