What’s all this crap about defending the planet?

What is Angular Merkel talking about? “Protecting the planet Earth”? And President MacRon: “Make our planet great again”?? What is the guy on, for heck’s sake. They’re talking about the planet which has been covered by volcanoes, ice and dinosaurs in its 5,000 million-year history, and it’s due to suffer for another 5,000 million years until the Sun turns into a red giant and swallows up everything out to the orbit of Mars. What are these two heroes doing to prevent that? one wonders.