Daftest story of the month?

The police in Devon tried to fit up a 60-year-old grandmother for having a dead body in her car! Some woman reported the unfortunate lady for having “blood pouring from the boot”. Big let-down for the cops when they got to the lady’s home, however. The “blood” was blackcurrant cough syrup from a broken bottle and the “body” was just bags of shopping squashed together.