Another test we’ll all fail!

The Minister for Certain Thinks has decides that we need a new Britishness test for foreigners who hope to become citizens. Something full of things that the average native wouldn’t know but a foreigner who has been cramming should. Out will go New Labour’s questions about how much an illegal immigrant can expect in benefits and in will come stuff about Monty Python and The Two Ronnies? [Does anyone remember them? Wasn’t Ronnie Reagan one of them?] There will be other questions like “What is the title given to the person who chairs the debates in the House of Commons?” [Berko the posturing moron?] Sounds like the sort of idea you get from a government minister who doesn’t really have much to do to fill up his day.