Further poor-quality Opposition

The country’s hopes that Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition isn’t a complete bunch of tossers, as successive sets of Tories have been, have been crushed. All that Bully Balls can manage to moan about is the Prime Monster’s plea for the Labour loonies to “calm down” in imitation of the Michael Winner insurance adverts. But given that Balls was a partner-in-crime of G. Broon when he was crippling the British economy and spending all of our reserves, it’s unlikely he’ll ever have anything worthwhile to contribute to Britain’s success.