Desperation Move

Failed prime monster G. Broon has been reduced to taking an advisory job with the World Economic Forum. The man who caused the last financial crisis thinks he’s the right bloke to head off the next one. The job is unpaid, which shows just how much the WEF thinks of Gordo’s talents. But he does get a staffing allowance of £750,000, so maybe he can sneak himself a job on the side as the tea boy.