The Association of Miscellaneous Sexual Deviants is being allowed to feature its members in school exams, thanks to a grant from the Training & Development Agency for Schools, a New Labour quango. The AMSD-oriented questions include the likes of:
MATHS: If two transvestites can dig three holes in two hours, how many holes could they dig if they weren’t wearing frocks?
GEOGRAPHY: If two lesbians try to ride their bikes across Africa, in which country are the bikes most likely to be stolen?
Tony “Education, Education, Education” Blair always wanted a legacy. I wonder how chuffed he is with the one he got?
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