More darn the drain

The Home Sec. has given the French £16 million more to put gendarmes on beaches to watch invaders climb into small boats. That’s do nothing whilst children and elderly disabled people join the rush of draft-dodgers for a trip to the Border Farce mid-Channel taxi service.
● A 5-year deal at the above rate is stalled because the French won’t accept payment by results as they never deliver any.