What a shame, never mind

Labour’s youngest MP is complaining about having a student loan debt of ninety thousand quid hanging over her head when she left university.
    As she was studying ‘fashion’, the words ‘Mickey’ and ‘Mouse’ spring to mind, followed by ‘no wonder she went into polytics’.
    At least an MP’s salary will let her pay off some of the debt before she’s binned; with the usual generous pay-off; at the next general election.
● She can expect no help from Thievin Reeves as far as interest rates go.