Industrial muck-spreading

Our wonderful Labour government took charge in a shower of waffle about Tory sleaze and vows to clean up public life.
    Right away, there was the freebie scandal and a PM strolling about in a suit and specs bought by Lord Pally. And the Fantasist being creative about what she did at the Bank of England.
    Then 20 months of scandals, sackings and enforced retirements. At the present rate, Labour stands to lose another two dozen disgraced top bods by the end of this Parliament if it goes on for the full five-year term.