The way forward

What we need to do is turn the Chagos islands; especially the one with the air base; over to the United States instead of bloody Mauritius. It might buy us a bit of slack in the trade deal that we need after all the slagging off that the Labour lot have done about Donald Trump. And it avoids wasting £90 billion on renting the air-base island.
    But something that logical and sensible would never occur to a deadleg like Smarmer in a million years.