Mugs Shuffled

Tiny Tulip has been replaced at the Treasury by the pensions minister, who has a history of lobbying for the Chinese. Her job has gone to a former civil servant turned MP, who came up with the idea of the Edstone, which made such a laughing stock out of Ed Miliband during the 2016 election campaign.
    One thing you can never accuse Bier Smarmer of is being short of duck eggs to put in important jobs.