Qualified, or what!

Most of Beer Smarmer’s choices for ministers have been a dead loss; mainly because most Labour MPs have never had a proper job and they don’t have much contact with the real world.
    But, paradoxically, one of them does.
    Smarmer chose as his anti-corruption minister the diminutive Tulip Siddiq.
    What does she know about corruption? Well, Tulip’s aunt, who used to run Bangladesh, is being pursued by the government there for the four billion quid, which she’s alleged to have disappeared from a Russian nuclear power project. Get out of that!