Modern Major Morons

It seems to be compulsory for every once respected institution to be run by idiots these day. Like the English National Opera, which has plastered trigger warnings on a revival of The Pirates of Penzance, which is approved for 5-year-olds and upwards.
    What have they done? Shoved an alcohol warning on a glass of sherry and violence warnings on pirates just waving their pistols around.
    If only there were somewhere we could export all the idiots to. That would certainly solve the housing shortage at a stroke.