Quick starters!

They’ve been messing us about for only about three weeks but already people are asking if all the lies told to us by Beer’s Bunch were strung together, would they circle the planet at its equator yet?
    One of the most stoopid has to be Edstone What’shisname’s claim that wind & solar powered electricity will be £300 cheaper for every household.
    After trillions of pounds have been spent on wind & solar farms, more electricity pylons and something to keep the lights on when it’s dark and the wind isn’t blowing at the right speed? Right!
    There are lies, really pathetic lies and Edstone’s drivel.