Oh, well

The way to do the NHS a favour, we were told some years ago, is to die early. The ways to achieve this on offer were watching TV for more than 3 hours per day, staying in bed overnight for more than 9 hours and having more than half of a glass of wine per day.
    Some seniors have mentioned to me that they have been doing all three for ages and it’s doing them Net Zero damage.
    Looks like the NHS needs another plan.