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Britons eat 2 million cans of baked beans a day, I read, and boffins in Aberdeen are working on varieties that can be grown here to cut the industry’s carbon footprint.
    How curious there’s not a word about the methane footprint if it’s a much more potent greenhouse gas.
    “Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
    “The more you eat, the more you toot!”