Tell ’em anything

Yodel’s tracking system doesn’t. Blame it on the Chinese plague?
    For the last week, their website has been assuring me that an order I was expecting was still at the supplier, not their depot, even though the supplier assured me Yodel had it.
    Yesterday, there was a big box parked in the porch.
    No danger of the open door photo that website claimed was essential as the porch doesn’t have one.