Everyone should have one

“Right, I’ll go and switch the Adolph on, see if any bugger has sent me any junk emails,” a friend said at the end of a phone conversation.
    “The Adolph?” I said, baffled.
    “Yeah, it’s yer actual Cockney rhyming slang; Adolph’s Hooter, computer.”
    Weird bunch, these Cockneys!