Thursday, 26 March 2020

Spooky psychic

The Mansion’s cat is normally on the spot, looking expectant, within 2-3 seconds of someone applying a tin opener to a can of tuna in springwater. Yesterday, she arrived in the interval between removing the tin from its cupboard and the application of the opener. If someone could decode and market CATDAR, they’d clean up.

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