Whoever’s in charge of Weather Control has got it wrong again. I happened to be Up North today and I was informed that despite the absolute deluges which have drowned places like areas of Lincolnshire, Saddleworth Moor could still go up in flames as there hasn’t been enough rain to saturate it to a fire-resistant state.
They’ll be telling us the reservoirs are half-empty next and we can spend only half the usual time in the shower. And flush the toilet half as often.
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