Aghast academic

A professor, who was trying to tie himself in to the 200th anniversary of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has come up with the coy conclusion that the monster was ‘probably’ equipped with 'the machinery of manhood'. But he fails to provide a reason why Frankenstein would have hacked bits off the creature, which he was trying to animate. Especially a necessary external piece of equipment for the monster to have a pee.