No stopping them sharks!

Following on from the 4th Sharknado epic, the Syfy channel entertained us with Ice Sharks (2016) last night. Man-made global warming has turned the sluggish Greenland shark into a savvy killer, we were invited to believe. But it still stank of pee; so much for evolution. There was quite a low body count in this epic, but as there were only 7 people at the Arctic research station and only 2 survived, I suppose that’s a fairly high attrition rate. Pity they didn’t extend the global warming swindle angle to include some sort of festival on the ice, or a boatload of tourists stopping off, to give us a decent body-count.