Insomniac jobsworth?

British Olympian Lizzie Armitstead got in trouble for missing drug test, but she was tested the next day in competition and had the blot on her escutcheon wiped off. After reading the reports of the case, my reaction was: “If some clown woke me up at 6 a.m. wanting to do a drug test, I’d have two words for him, and the second would be ‘off’.”