Imaginary enemies

I recently came across some characters who feel persecuted by non-doms. They feel that non-doms are getting away with something and should be banned. When I pointed out that the average non-dom pays more pound coins into the national piggy bank than a whole boxful of Corbyns, there was silence. And when I mentioned that the average non-dom is more patriotic than a whole container-load of envious socialists, I was called a fascist. Which I took as a chequered flag for my victory.