Leap at your peril

Of course, not all leaps into the dark end in success. Napoleon Bonaparte’s leap into Russia in 1812 didn’t got at all well for his army, even though Nappy himself made it back home in good order to carry on rampaging around Europe. And we can be sure that any leaps Dave takes will have the same sorry outcome because, let’s face it, Dave isn’t a leap person. Dave is a “stick in his comfort zone and ignore everyone else’s struggles” sort of guy. Which makes the idea of telling him to go take a leap and ditching him make even better sense.