Cameron Claptrap

Our revered prime monster sez he’ll deport migrants who refuse to learn English. Sounds very fine and tough on the surface, but when you take a closer look, you realize that Dave, who won’t be going for a third term as PM, will have to step down in 2018 to make room for another Tory party leader, who will want to be well settled in before the 2020 general election. Which means that Dave won’t be in Downing Street by the time the first refusenik’s period of grace runs out. So just another empty promise from our Dave. Typical!