No danger of any prosecutions, though?

You couldn’t make it up. HM Inspectorate of Constabulary is to get an extra NINE MILLION QUID PER YEAR to stop police “services” fiddling crime figures and making serious crimes vanish into thin air to make their statistics look better. Misconduct in a public office on an epic scale, but as it’s the police, they are allowed to get away with it. Mind-boggling!